I'm a big James Bond fan.. though, not fanatic enough to have every single piece of Bond related, capitalist driven junk in my possession; I'm merely a humble, simple servant that is in love with the prestige & indulgences of the character.
Now don't write me any hate-mail; Sean Connery WAS the best Bond yet, but many would agree that Daniel Craig is the king of the hill in reign - & being the metro that I am: have him as my style icon & man crush.. suits i love, from charcoal, navy blue & grey, with notched lapels, double-side vents, a pocket square to keep the top pocket company etc - whoosh, don't get me started. But what's lacking is bits & pieces to truly be in her Majesty's secret service.
After some searching, below could be the tip of Roc's beak of what one can hide on himself at that charity ball or wedding; ready for some tactical espionage action!
Novonic E-Blocker suit
First of all, are the threads. A revolutionary range in gadget tailoring - the E-Blocker line of suits - incorporate a lining made out of a specially coated yarn that creates an electromagnetic barrier capable of fending off mobile phone & blue-tooth rays.
MI6 awesome kind of stuff that can stop pesky Quantum & SPECTRE agents from blue-tooth hacking your smart-phone or sensitive, world saving electronic - doubling also as a better-than-nothing shield against radiation..
contact Novonic's Q for the lend..
Credit card lock-pick set
I guess the obvious thing to do is not get that mixed up with your actual VISA card; embarrassing yourself at the cashier in front of the pretty counter lady: "Oh dear, I'm sure my credit bills were paid?!".
Thin enough to replicate an exact card; sliding it out reveals a compartment with lock picking tools ready at your disposal. Who says paying the bills isn't.. um.. nah, i got nothing witty to add there..
Pick it up here.. & oh, they accept credit ;)
USB Flash drive Cufflinks
It pays to be fasionable & practical - these babies; with their silver like finish blend well with any formal affair without looking tacky, thanks to it's simple & stylish design & make. But of course, when the spy in you kicks in - & you've made your way into the evil genius' study; picking the door's lock with your trust credit card lock pick set.
Where else can you download the plans for his evil death ray dematerializer than onto these 2GB of cunning cuffs. & if you get caught, the goons will be looking all the way to China for that USB flash drive - unaware of your unique fashion senses.
Make your way to the link before someone else gets wise.
iphone controlled Parrot A.R.Drone
Commercial spyware technology at it's best.
Ever wanted to put your iphone to better use than preventing flight path collisions? A mini helicopter has been built that is totally controllable via an iphone or other Apple device, using an app called A.R.Pursuit.. the copter is capable of taking off & landing in both outdoor & indoor environments, is built with four propellers & two video cameras that can stream images & info back to the controlling device..
if that's got you salivating like it's BBQ pork ribs on your plate - the app software ties into a virtual reality shooting game where players fly around, shooting other players with virtual missiles & machine guns.
Expect 15 mins of operating time on 1 hour of charge.. though I don't think it's out yet, it's single-handedly one of the most expected apps/products this year.
Stinger Pen Pistol
Nothing says Bond more than a weapon concealed as an innocent looking writing tool. This is the real deal, an actual writing pen that with a twist & a pull down: converts into a fireable pistol - able to shoot a single bullet, which would force you to use it for self defence or for close quarter assassinations.. I wouldn't rely on it in a mexican stand-off or fire fight with other spooks.
I'm not sure where these can be readily sought at besides auctions & collector.. um.. places. But if you happen to grace your presence with one, maybe fire me off a message.. hehe.
Tie clip camera
Another fashionable piece of advice.. you wanna know what would make your tie that little bit of extra not-boring? A tie clip.. wait for it.. with a hidden microphone & camera!
Able to transmit & record audio & MPEG4 video; viewable from a reciever unit supplied. This would make scoping an event for that elusive secret society member that much easier - Get him to divulge some secrets, then BAM! all recorded & none the wiser.
Though, I wonder how bulky this would actually be - hiding underneath your tie & shirt & in your suit jacket.. M would definitely have it ordered from places like this.. so if you're interested..
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